Alors le destin a intervenu....

Aaah! Thumbs! :The Movie

Macy's Hates Me: Part 2

So, I had to post another one of these because in my last post about Macy's, I looked at my schedule. And I kinda wanted to die. I saw that little star again...and it was all like this:

And it was kind of discouraging. No joke, this is my schedule:

But when I was looking at this, this is what I actually saw:

So as you can see, Macy's Star has something against me. Because I caught him writing "You suck" on my schedule. My Macy's schedule is just so ridiculous. But oh well. I'll get through it. :-)

Dear Xbox 360:

my friends killed "the awesome"

Cartoon dedicated to the phrase "killed the awesome." Thanks to Brittany Kent and Elizabeth Christjansen.

Macy's Hates Me

So, I work at Macy's. Actually, I was very fortunate in getting a job that I actually wanted, especially considering how hard ANY job is to get these days. 

I work at the Clinique counter, and I honestly love my job. When I am actually doing something. And I know that I shouldn't be complaining that I am getting paid to stand and do nothing for 4 hours, but I am the kind of person that when I am working, I want to actually be working. Especially with this job. I love getting to work with clients to help them with thier makeup and skin care needs. Make up is my passion, and getting to be paid to do it is such an awesome thing for me.

But the way my schedule has been working, I get scheduled from 6pm to 11:15 pm or 12:15 pm. The mall closes at 9 pm, meaning the crowd thins out at around 8pm and by 9pm, there is basically no one in the store. So for 2-3 hours, I get no sales. And it's really irritating for me personally, because I try really hard to get sales from 6pm-8pm because I KNOW that after that time, there isn't much hope for me. 

So I've just come to the conclusion that Macy's doesn't really like me for some reason.

Here is my photographic evidence.

See the hate it that star's eyes? It wants to make me feel like a failure.

Stupid star. If I had a really big needle, you'd be flattened by now.

Why it is Impotant to Put Miracle Whip on the Inside of Both Pieces of Bread:

Zombie Child Disclaimer

So today, I was leaving my friend's house when I saw something running towards me making really weird noises. My first thought?

ZOMBIE COMING TO EAT ME.

My reaction?

ZOMBIE-KILLING STANCE.

However, I quickly realized it was my friend's son running towards his house like children sometimes do...with his arms failing. Lol.

I promptly went inside where I let my friend know my error so that we could laugh at it. To which she said "YOU HAVE TO MAKE A COMIC OUT OF THIS!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!" So I did. And here's what I made. :-) Enjoy!

The Internet: A Tutorial

So, while hanging out with some friends, somehow the sentence "what is the internet?" happened. To continue the joke, I googled (haha) 'what is the internet?'

There, my friends, I struck gold.

Here's the Internet Tutorial just for the reference. My question is how did they expect people to find it if the people that need it don't know how to use the internet yet?

Lol, just something funny I ran across and thought I would share!

Me=Good at math

Henry Purcell: A Baroque-emon Master!

Gotta compose 'em all!

Possibly the greatest love story of all time.

More to come as I continue putting my presentation together based on my term paper. :-)

I got really bored.

So, I got really bored about 30 minutes ago and decided I would make a little short comic since I really enjoy reading them in my spare time. This unfortunate thing is what came from my efforts...enjoy. 

Note to self: letting my hair dry on its own at this length does NOT work.

Commas are not big enough to tell me what to do.

Play auditions today!!! :-) I win.

It feels like life is going up and down again....Lord help me overcome that feeling please. I need your strength to carry me through this mess.